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Forget The Magic Beanstalk, Give Me A Magic Cannabis Plant
Photo by Kindel Media on Pexels.com It’s been another one of those days, at first, I…
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they can put a billionaire in space but they can’t—–
Remember the old expression “they can put a man on the moon, but–?”. That expression was…
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62 is the new 40
Allow me to introduce myself: I am the Grumpy Old Fart Citizen. The twin brother of…
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Our Next episode: Mystery of the Vanishing TP or A Real Case of the Arse
It began slowly, at first just 4 at a time, then 8, then 16, and 24,…
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Shopper Mystery Not Mystery Shopper
Many of you are familiar with the concept of “mystery shopper”. Consumer groups, marketing organizations, and…
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The Wrong Helmet
I grew up in a lower middle class, Midwestern neighborhood outside of St. Louis, Missouri in…
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A Little Italian Assistenza Clienti’!
When you have Italian blood coursing through your veins there is always the desire for some…
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My Unlikely New Year’s Resolution
We are in a New Year, one that could bring us good tidings or one that…
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The Oligarch-Corporate Resolutions Of The New Year
Another new year is staring us in the face, at midnight on New Year’s Eve, a…
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Breaking News–Santa Claus Sacked: Jolly Old Elf Joins Rest Of Staff In Unemployment Line!
The once-thriving North Pole has finally been reduced to empty buildings that used to house a…